August 4th, 2010
by Doug Buffone
Look, don’t get me wrong, I was pretty lucky when it came to pro coaches. After all, for my first two NFL seasons I played for the Old Man himself. And if there was such a thing as a Mt. Rushmore of NFL coaching, you can bet your next paycheck that George Halas would be up there as one of the four most important coaches in league history.
But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have loved to play for other guys as well — especially as my career started winding down and I began to feel my chances at a championship slipping through my fingers. So for this month’s Buffone Top Ten I offer: ten coaches I would have loved to play for, in ascending order. Some were old timers, like myself. Others are contemporary. Some trafficked in emotion and inspiration. Others were brilliant, even cerebral strategists.
All, however, are winners. Or at least were winners. And all knew how to get the most out of the talent they were given.
(And one more thing these guys shared: all but one of them had the good fortune of having a Hall of Fame-caliber quarterback to lead his offense. Which, as most Bear fans will attest, is something as alien to the Windy City as palm trees and pink flamingos. But that’s another story for another time.)
#10 Mike Ditka
Mike certainly had the benefit of one of the most talented bunch of football players ever assembled, as well as a defensive coordinator (Buddy Ryan) who could somehow work the vast collection of All Pros under him into a virtual lather week after week. But all that aside, Ditka was still one of the great motivators the game has ever known. He also understood what it took to win football games. But more than anything else, his fire, intensity and larger-than-life personality set a perfect tone for what turned out to be one of the briefest, but most storied runs of dominance in NFL history.
#9 Tom Flores
Ask most people to name the great NFL coaches of all time, and very few will ever bring up Tom Flores. But Flores, one of the most decent men you’d ever want to meet, was one heck of a coach and in 1981 pulled off one of the most improbable Super Bowl wins ever. He spent almost his entire playing career as a backup QB, and maybe that was his key. Because just as so many journeymen catchers seem to mature into great baseball managers, there seems to be some link between NFL coaching success and smart, attentive young men who do little more than hold a clipboard Sunday after Sunday, year after year, and make mental notes about what works and what doesn’t.
#8 Don Shula
I will admit I was never taken with Shula as a coach. But then one day long after I retired I had the occasion to interview him. It was then that I finally got it. Don Shula is a great guy, has a ton of energy and has forgotten more football strategy than a lot of coaches will ever know. In fact, if you were to divide this list of great coaches into two categories — the inspirational hellfire-and-brimstone preachers and the mad scientists of strategy and play-calling — Shula is one of maybe two guys on the entire list you could argue fits comfortably into either category.
#7 Weeb Ewbank
Ewbank has been largely forgotten by many of today’s football fans, but he was one of the great coaches the league has ever known. Not only did his Jets manhandle Shula’s Colts in the single greatest upset in Super Bowl history, but his 1959 Baltimore Colts won what many still feel was the most exciting title game ever played — and a contest that, quite literally, changed the NFL forever. I had the good fortune to play an exhibition game under Ewbank (the ‘66 College All Star game at Soldier Field), and that one game made me appreciate what playing for a guy like that might have meant to both my career and my ring finger.
#6 Bill Cowher
Talk about Old School. Cowher was a blast from the past; an old-time blood-and-guts leatherhead who bled Steeler black and gold, week after week, year after year. But what was different about Cowher from all those other tightly wound workaholic control-freaks who pass themselves off as head coaches is that the guy’s act never grew old. His players never tuned him out. Not once. In fact, just the opposite: most seemed to love him more and more each year. And despite losing one star after another to free agency, he continued to get more out of his players than just about any coach in my lifetime. We haven’t seen the last of this guy by any means.
#5 Bill Belichick
Whoever said there are no second acts in American life never met Bill Belichick. The guy went from boy wonder to whipping boy to “Boy, I wish he was coaching my team.” And what I like most about Belichick isn’t so much his run of Super Bowl appearances, or even his stunning regular season success. It isn’t even how he’s transformed the Pats from league doormat to league super-power. It’s that he’s created a system that provides unwanted veterans and aging stars the opportunity to come in, do what they still do best, and maybe — just maybe — win a championship before hanging them up.
#4 Tom Landry
To appreciate how great Landry was it’s important to understand how bad the Cowboys once were. Long before they were America’s Team they were an expansion laughingstock. But then Tex Schramm started drafting the best athletes he could find, regardless of sport, and charging Landry with the task of teaching them how to play football. When I came into the league in ‘66, the process finally paid off and the Cowboys not only finished above .500 for the first time ever, they lost a heart-breaking NFL championship game to, arguably, the most powerful Packer team Vince Lombardi ever assembled. He might not have been my kind of motivator, but from a X’s and O’s standpoint Tom Landry took a back seat to no one.
#3 Bill Walsh
At first blush, you might ask why a three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust defender from the coal mines of Western Pennsylvania like myself would ever want to play for soft-spoken, gentlemanly, offensive genius from Northern California. Well, all those Super Bowl rings aside, there’s this: You want to know how to get the most out of any defender, especially late in the 4th quarter with everything on the line? Easy. Keep him off the field as much as possible up to that point. And that’s exactly what Walsh’s pass-first West Coast Offense did. And that’s exactly why I would have loved to play linebacker under a guy who eventually emerged as the NFL’s undisputed lord and high-master of ball control.
#2 Chuck Noll
Speaking of Western Pennsylvania, when I was a senior at Louisville the Steelers called and said they wanted to draft me. I pleaded with them not to. I said I had no desire to play for them. I wanted to go where I had a chance to win. The Steelers back then were not just bad; they were laughable. But then along came Chuck Noll in 1969 and with him soon came four Super Bowls in six years — not to mention a reason to feel proud about being from that area, even as the U.S. steel industry was slowly dying. If I had only known then what I know now, I would have been willing run naked from my house to the Steeler offices, pen in hand, and ask one simple question: Where do I sign?
#1 Vince Lombardi
If someone were to come up and ask me why I would ever want to play for Vince Lombardi, about whom Jerry Kramer once said, “Lombardi treated us all equally; like dogs,” I would have to steal a line Louis Armstrong once used when a reporter asked him to define jazz. He looked at the young man and said simply, “If you have to ask that question, you’d never understand my answer.” #



In case you’ve not had the pleasure, let me recap: a screaming line drive gets hit back up through the middle, and Buehrle sticks hisleft foot out to try to stop it. The ball caroms to his left into foul territory, at a slight angle toward first base. Reacting despite the pain in his foot, Buehrle sprints toward the ball and when he gets to it, understands immediately he’ll never have time to right himself and throw. Therefore, he does the only thing he can do: he snatches the ball with his glove and without looking, flips it between his legs to first baseman, Paul Konerko, who showing a flair for the dramatic himself, then barehands it just before the runner hits the bag.
For comparison sake, look at the Cubs. Now I have no doubt that guys like Derrek Lee, Ryan Theriot and Ryan Dempster are real gamers, and bring an air of professionalism with them to the ballpark every day. But in Cubs’ clubhouse, whatever good there is always seems to get drowned out in a tidal wave of ego, selfishness and unprofessional behavior.
By Doug Buffone

